What type of relationship do you have with your grocery store?
I have had several break ups over the past few years. Two and a half years ago I dumped my long term boyfriend of Stop & Shop and started dating Whole Foods Market. The demise of this relationship was partly due to a move across the country and partly because I read a self-help book (In Defense of Food) that made me realize that I needed to change my priorities. This new BF was fun, a good dresser, well educated, and friendly. Most importantly, his values aligned with mine, we both cared a lot about local producers and quality ingredients.
I was dating the market that lived on the corner of Broadway and Arapahoe. He was the adopted older brother of the WFM clan and was a distant relative of Wild Oats and Alfalfa’s. He had a big family here in Boulder and I even ventured out to Austin, TX to see his roots.

This relationship of convenience (I live 1 block from him) soon came to an end when there was a custody battle in the family and my Whole Foods was sold back to Alfalfa’s.
So I moved on to his younger brother over on Pearl Street. This guy is taller and more handsome than the old BF, has a bit more variety, and lives on my commute to work. There was one big problem. Every girl (and some guys for that matter) want to date him too!! Why is everyone in town in love with my boyfriend? His isles are always packed and if I want some alone time, I have to visit at 8:30pm on a Tuesday night or 2pm after the lunch crowd leaves.
My new market wised up, worked with a personal trainer and decided to bulk up a bit, get a hair cut, eat some protein and have a makeover. We had a date earlier this week and he gave me a sneak peak before the bandages come off on Saturday morning.
The new improvements include a huge prepared foods section, a gorgeous bakery, and a specialty foods area (cheese and charcuterie).
Here is Mark Bramhall, Bakery Team
The Daily Bread from Janet Ehlers on Vimeo.
Here is Dave Kauder, Specialty Coordinator
The Specialty Section from Janet Ehlers on Vimeo.
I might gain a little weight as this relationship goes to the next level because my BF’s kitchen is growing, plus it’s going to be a little too convenient. Check out all of the variety in the prepared food section:
- Bear Mountain BBQ
- 5430 Juice Bar
- Greens, Beans and Grains: Healthy Eating station
- East End Asian
- Table Mesa Taqueria
- Lefthand Sandwich Co.
- 28th Street Pizza
My favorite part of my new and improved boyfriend is that we have all of the same friends, but now he has more room for them to come over and watch the game on Sunday.
- Pappardelle’s Pasta
- Haystack Goat Cheese
- Primo spreads
- Loredanas
- 34 Degrees
- Wild Women Chocolates
- 3rd St. Chai
- Celestial Seasonings
- Glacier Ice Cream
- Tea Spot
- Conscious Coffee
- Bahkti Chai
- Udi’s
- Boulder Soup Works
- Tamales by La Casita (their first time sold in retail)
- Harmony Valley
I could go on forever about how awesome my boyfriend is, but I really don’t want to share him with anyone else. So, you’re just going to have to truck your cookies down to Pearl on Saturday to get a look for yourself.
I did bring my real man with me…..he came for the yummy food.
Untitled from Janet Ehlers on Vimeo.
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