So, I’ve mocked Flapsticks before (because they are such an easy target and contain approximately 60 ingredients), but I returned to the product page today to find a new photo:
So much better than the old one, don’t you think?
Nothing says “classy” and “nutritious” like distant blurry glasses of orange juice! The dim lighting makes the blueberry flavoring look more natural and healthy, doesn’t it?
You can put lipstick on a pig…




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Just don’t kiss it else you might get swine flu…BAM
It’s just too easy….. I personally hadn’t noticed flapsticks, but it reminds me of the McGriddle……. Someone posted a link the other day on facebook and the url says it all http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
Thanks Kevin…those pics are wretched. Janet almost gagged at “The Corn Hole”. Don’t think I haven’t mentioned McGriddles before: http://www.thereluctanteater.com/2008/11/ridiculous-food-product-microwave-pancakes/
Though I must say…sooooo tasty!
oh my gosh - i just laughed my booty off looking at “this is why your fat”, and then my stomach growled. Surely, if it’s an organic hot dog deep fried in an organic eggroll wrapper with organic teriyaki it’s good for you, no?
The “blueberries” in the flapsticks kinda look like mold spots. so sick.