From the category archives:
Yes, ranch dressing may not seem ridiculous, but I had enough time on a recent flight to jot down all the ingredients. Guess how many? 26…depending on how you count.
Soybean Oil
Distilled White Vinegar
Buttermilk
Lowfat Milk
Food Starch
Carrageenan Locust Bean Gum
Salt
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Egg Yolks
Salt
Garlic Juice
Garlic Juice
Salt
Vinegar
Garlic Powder
Xantham Gum
Disodium Inosinate & Disodium Guanylate
Potassium Sorbate & Sodium Benzoate (as [...]
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Microwavable Pancakes are prevalent enough in the frozen food aisle that I need not call out a specific brand (though Pillsbury, Kellogg, and Aunt Jemima are notable purveyors). But to understand the true ridiculousness of this product, we must first understand how we got to where we are now.
1439 - Pancakes begin to appear [...]
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It’s time for a new feature: Ridiculous Food Product of the Week! Today, courtesy of the tip from Blake, I am proud to present:
Jimmy Dean: Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick: Blueberry (Artificially Flavored)
(Yes, that is the official title on its product page). Is it fair for me to mock this food without having tried it firsthand? [...]
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